Today's the Day!
According to my post-surgery recovery schedule, today is a landmark day. Six weeks after surgery, I am able to engage in such activities as:
Using my riding lawnmower
Bowling
Bowhunting
I'm sure all other middle-aged-white-guy activities are approved as well.
posted by Zora @ 12:31 PM
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3 Comments:
Bow hunting? That's kind of hardcore. Not just for you, but also for your chest. If that doesn't rip apart your chest, nothing will... but I guess maybe that's the point!
Does it give the OK to Dance Dance Revolution explicitly? Or can we just assume?
wait--
does this mean we *can* sign you up to help us move? there won't be any stairs....
I feel certain that we can come up with a creative way to combine those activities into a new sport. I see Peter, circling on the riding mower, with a beer between his knees, aiming the bow, as I prepare to launch the bowling ball!
Hey, ice dancing's a sport, why not Riding Mower Archibowling?
Ten additional points if you can make the mower-pitcher spill his beer.
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