Here's a treat for the Us Weekly crowd...

Karine got me a custom welcome-home present. I'd been a little out of the gossip loop, so as she gave me the gift, she had to bring me up to speed on such essential items as the latest cover story in Vanity Fair.

Here I am enjoying my morning tea, in glowing soft-focus, with Karine's extremely thoughtful gift.



Hey, what's that picture on there? It looks familiar... Let's zoom in a little:



And it looks like there's some writing on the other side. What does that say?



It's like, yeah, motherfucker, I'm fine.

Ah, the immortal words of Lindsay Lohan. Who knew she was so wise?